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David is a very busy guy, who's found it difficult to make time to generate a resume. So we decided to sort of help him out by making up one of our own.
(Gee... I hope he likes it...)
Accomplishments
Hmmm. Not much to report here. Although he does know how to say sh*t in thirty-two languages.
Recent Projects
Putting three kids through school. And those are just the ones that belong to the bellman at Treasure Island.
Experience
Alcorn McBride Inc., Orlando, FL, Director of Sales
Manages worldwide sales. Attends uncountable trade shows. Monthly testing of the corporate American Express card's credit limit.
360 Systems, Tarzana, California
Sales of Permanent Playback Solid State Reproducers. Developed market for Digi-Cart tape cart machine replacement.
Captain Midnight, A Rock Band
Long-haired, hippy type stuff, with occasional bass playing and singing of songs that only your grandmother would remember.
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